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  • People who don't wear glasses:I wish I wore glasses.
  • People who wear glasses:No.
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    lilyvonpseudonym:

    leggystarscream:

    chissgirl:

    swtorlife:

    castielcampbell:

    theholytwin:

    ceilingtheo:

    shutupanddiehl:

    blingostarr:

    buttsexington:

    America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

    #or just throw it all into the harbor

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    Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?

    Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.

    IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.

    TEA.

    OR JUST THROW IT ALL IN THE HARBOR

    ARE YOU TRYING TO START A REVOLUTION!? DON’T THROWS THE TEA IN THE HARBOR! HARBOR IS NOT THIRSTY! HARBOR IS NOT STRESSED!

    JUST THROW IT ALL INTO THE HARBOR

    AMERICA

    HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THE HARBOR ISN’T STRESSED? DID YOU ASK IT? DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK THAT IT HAVE HAD A ROUGH DAY AFTER HAVE ALL OF THOSE SHIPS PASSING THROUGH IT, DAY IN AND DAY OUT?

    DID YOU EVEN THINK TO OFFER THE HARBOR ANY TEA? OR ARE YOU JUST THAT INCONSIDERATE OF A PERSON?

    MY HEAVENS!

    I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!

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    makochantachibanana:

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    cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”

    this frickin tag omg

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    Sharingan | 写輪眼.

    Naruto Challenge [9/30]

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    chandler-getspedicures:

    ROSS AND RACHEL BLOOPERS

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    badwolfrun:

    make me choose memecapaldisbluetardis asked alec hardy or peter carlisle?

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    thesecretkeith:

    Wow yes.

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    therisingroad:

    Mondo Marvel superhero portraits by Mike Mitchell

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    chrissamnee:

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    pulpatoon:

    Check out the BATGIRL BEGINS AGAIN Top 3 Entries!

    They’re really good.

    Was lucky to see the redesign Chris did a while back and I loved it then and I love it even more now.

    Thanks, Brent! This was a fun one :)

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    iamthepureblindraven:

    theumbrellaseller:

    one thing I find hilarious is when Shakespeare quotes are used out of context

    like, people are always saying “some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” as if it’s all deep and meaningful when…

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    maybejustcreation:

    psiioniic:

    lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music