Whatcha thinking about, Bane?
genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*
Ezio Auditore da Firenze1459-1524
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
SPN episode gifset: Swan Song (5x22)
-> requested by ilovethemoose
(n.b. this is a big set - 160 frames per gif - and Tumblr tends to screw up the timing of the animation on large sets from time to time. The animation IS properly synched so if it’s out of sequence, trust me, it will settle and play correctly eventually.)
Amazing Spider-Man #483
The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like
Have you ever seen two nerds together?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MONTHFUCKING CONVENTION?
Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.
—I’m Russian…or was.
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
You're my mission.
5x04 | 9x18
↳There’s something different about you.
It doesn’t matter what timeline or universe, whether he’s human or angel, or even stoned out of his freaking mind…Cas knows Dean.
One of the side effects of beinG TOTALLY IN LOVE
some people are on my blog on their wii’s
that’s not normal
some people are on your blog on their blackberry’s
that’s not normal
no one is on your blog on internet explorer
that is normal
You’re not haunted by the war, Dr. Watson
Y o u m i s s i t