karajorel:

redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

iamyourreckoning

karajorel:

redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

iamyourreckoning

2 days ago with 65,838 notes — via karajorel, © bbbambi



blast-town:

Ezio Auditore da Firenze
1459-1524
2 days ago with 353 notes — via cowboybebutt, © blast-town



bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

2 days ago with 87,767 notes — via superwholockianfamily, © bemusedlybespectacled
#HAHAHAHAHA



2 days ago with 10,520 notes — via itsajensenthing, © jaredbottoms



suzuharatoji:

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

image

2 days ago with 458,692 notes — via superwholockianfamily



mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

2 days ago with 409,941 notes — via rockit-in-the-pockit, © ldrsociety



ruedesarchives:

SPN episode gifset: Swan Song (5x22)

-> requested by ilovethemoose

(n.b. this is a big set - 160 frames per gif - and Tumblr tends to screw up the timing of the animation on large sets from time to time. The animation IS properly synched so if it’s out of sequence, trust me, it will settle and play correctly eventually.)

2 days ago with 10,231 notes — via jaredpad, © ruedesarchives



withgreatpowercomesgreatcomics:

Amazing Spider-Man #483

2 days ago with 386 notes — via mar-vellouss, © withgreatpowercomesgreatcomics



crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MONTHFUCKING CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

2 days ago with 159,164 notes — via thiscouldbethebestplaceyet, © fucksebastianstan



gamxra:

—I’m Russian…or was.

gamxra:

—I’m Russian…or was.

2 days ago with 338 notes — via lokilized, © gamxra



apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

2 days ago with 56,777 notes — via carry-on-my-wayward-butt, © pyramidslayer



brigantes:

You're my mission.
2 days ago with 29,608 notes — via rogers, © brigantes



zhgirlonfire:

pondlifeforme:

5x04 | 9x18

           ↳There’s something different about you.

It doesn’t matter what timeline or universe, whether he’s human or angel, or even stoned out of his freaking mind…Cas knows Dean.

One of the side effects of beinG TOTALLY IN LOVE

2 days ago with 13,296 notes — via detectivesmartass, © pondlifeforme



100y:

orchievvavva:

humancum:

some people are on my blog on their wii’s
that’s not normal

some people are on your blog on their blackberry’s
that’s not normal

no one is on your blog on internet explorer
that is normal

100y:

orchievvavva:

humancum:

some people are on my blog on their wii’s

that’s not normal

some people are on your blog on their blackberry’s

that’s not normal

no one is on your blog on internet explorer

that is normal

2 days ago with 25,444 notes — via moriartysapocalypse, © humancum



You’re not haunted by the war, Dr. Watson

Y o u    m i s s    i t

2 days ago with 1,897 notes — via superwholockianfamily, © jamesmoriatty